The Jurassic Agenda

Married dinosaurs, like modern men, often sought refuge from domestic irritation in the thrilling chaos of politics.

“How will we solve today’s problems? With the solutions of the past?!” cried the velociraptor, pacing in circles. “Size isn’t always the answer!”

“Size is the answer!” bellowed the T-Rex, waving his tiny arms majestically at the sky.

Shortly thereafter, the dinosaurs were wiped out by a meteorite.